Santa is done flying his sleigh around.

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12/23/2015 at 07:05 • Filed to: Santa

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He is sick of being out in the cold and the dark. So he has hired you to compose a fleet of vehicles that could reach every child in a massive one night synchronized delivery.

What are the staples of your fleet? What specialized one off vehicles will be needed to reach every child in all the far flung regions?


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Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2015 at 07:49

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a fleet of nuclear subs and their Trident II missiles. Global coverage, high speed delivery, high accuracy, good dispatch reliability and each missile is designed to deliver to multiple targets.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2015 at 07:54

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Multifuel powered 70-series Land Cruisers, some equipped with tracks.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > CalzoneGolem
12/23/2015 at 08:19

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Assuming cargo carrying capacity is infinite, I’ll only need two.

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